Tap tap, who’s that knocking on your back door?
Oh just a giant cock, NBD.
Sorry to be blunt, but you read the title so you knew what you were getting into and there’s no point beating around the bush. Pun intended.
ANAL.
Just checking you’re immune to these words before we continue because this isn’t PG stuff. OK let’s dive in… Oh dear.
My attitude toward sex is pretty simple: if you don’t like it, don’t do it.
The only problem with that is, how do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t tried it?
Yep, the same argument your mum would make to coax you into trying broccoli is often used as a strong line of reasoning in sexual exploration.
And the great thing about sex is that there is A LOT to explore. Just when you think you’ve ticked everything off, there’s another position, another sensation or… another hole.
So let’s talk about assplay. Everyone always rushes straight to anal but realistically, a hell of a lot can be done with a butt hole before that. A little tickling here, a little finger there, and let’s not forget that rim job from Girls.
My advice? It isn’t going to be amazing right away, so go in with your wits and tits about you. Start off slow. Feel it out, have a poke around and invest in a slippery assistant. Lube people, it’s the way forward.
And lastly, don’t you dare feel ashamed.
Assplay has always been a bit of a taboo subject, but it isn’t wrong in any way and thankfully, it’s starting to be normalised. I mean you can barely watch a music video without seeing a big ol’ butt bouncing up and down, and so it was only natural for it to start featuring more and more in the bedroom.
