In a sentence I always dreamed of writing, Goop is now telling me I can increase my body vibes through some funny-looking space stickers that absolutely don’t look like a packet from Coles and absolutely will make sure my body’s vibes are a little more upbeat than their enthusiasm levels are right now.
Don’t be. It’s really very simple. Goop is promoting stickers called Body Vibes that use “NASA space suit material” to “rebalance the energy frequency in our bodies”.
What? Like you’ve never noticed the energy frequency of your body being inconsistent and wished for some space stickers to come along and save the day?
Body Vibes. I’m all about it. Particularly when a pack can set me back anywhere between AU$80-$160.