
“I give you eight months. Eight months, and you’ll be back here asking for your blonde back.”
I should have listened to my colourist’s prophetic words.
But I’d been living in Europe for months, and the glossy brunettes gracing every piazza table, billboard and boardroom had swayed me. My blonde Australian look had started to feel cheap (although really, blonde is a very expensive colour). Still, it seemed unsophisticated. Even homely. I wanted to resemble a Lavazza ad, and I wanted it now.
The actual dyeing process didn’t take long; I read a magazine and by the last page I’d become a brunette. As the styling assistant blasted my hair dry, I caught my reflection in the mirror and had a subtle sinking sense that maybe that chocolate-coloured semi-perm wasn’t as sophisticated as I’d hoped. My dark eyebrows looked a bit lost with my dark hair; they had nothing to contrast with, so they no longer framed my face.
I thought going brunette would save time and money, good bye lavender shampoo and bi-monthly split-end removals! But it was immediately clear that a different type of upkeep was necessary.
I'd never noticed it before, but clothes look different when you change your hair colour. The neutral and black tones that dominated my wardrobe went from chic to sombre and frumpy against my dark-haired look.
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I sensed that I’d need more pops of colour - a red pencil skirt here, an emerald silk shirt there – to maintain any visual appeal whatsoever.
Not to mention a tan. Dark hair and dark eyes against pale of skin is quite a different look from the sultry Penelope Cruz vibe I'd been aiming for. Funny how I'd never noticed my light skin before.
It turns out if you're aiming to look Mediterranean, not being Scandinavian helps.
My hair did adopt a lovely shine after going brunette – blonde can never look glossy in quite the same way– but the need to slather myself in St Tropez mousse every two nights to keep from turning into Morticia's mousy sister wore thin, fast.
When I returned home from Europe, magazine photos of Asher Keddie and Delta Goodrem took on a new appeal. There was nothing homely or cheap-looking about their hair: they looked young, vibrant, soft, and so damn pretty.
And so – almost exactly eight months after my hair transformation – I was back in a salon, demanding my old blonde look back. But I soon learned, going back to blonde - like coming home - is never as easy as it seems.
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I had a friend in the 70's who had blue eyes and she thought if she dyed her hair black she would look like Elizabeth Taylor (movie start) - wrong! It was awful - it did not suit her at all - too harsh - so we went to the chemist and got a product by decore called begin again. I think you can still buy it - its around $10. We painted it all over her hair and we could literally see the dark colour stripping before our eyes into a gingery orange colour! lol - No more black. Then luckily in the 70's these particular head scarves were in so we covered her hair in that (they were in fashion then so it was fine) and we waited 48 hours (not to damage the hair) and bought decore blonding creme (same range) and coloured it and it was perfect! - it then went from ginger/orange to blonde so within a few days it was all done! Total cost no more than $20. Prices are still about the same for these decore products.