A giant kangaroo is terrorising children, dog-walkers and golfers in Brisbane.


Cancel your plans, Brisbane. No-one is going outside today.

Just in case you forgot Australia is a terrifying and inhospitable place to live, a giant kangaroo is currently terrorising residents of a leafy suburb in Brisbane.

Linda Hellyer, a North Lakes local, was out walking her dog when this f*cking monster jumped into her path.

Are you f*cking kidding me, Australia? Via Seven News.


“We turned the corner and old mate jumped out. He’s very big and I don’t want to take him on,” she told Seven News Brisbane.

“He’s got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything and he stood up because he was obviously a bit frightened of the dogs,” she said.


It’s not unusual for kangaroos to be seen around the suburb, but little ones. Cute ones. Not two-metre tall, 95kg dude-bros like this guy, who has a torn ear and likes to lurk around playgrounds, walking tracks and the local golf course.

“He’s very intimidating, he’s a big boy.”


That’s it. I’m moving. Thanks for nothing, Australia.

More of this country’s utter ridiculousness:

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A US talk show host’s take down of Australia is actually kind of hilarious.