It’s never nice to be insulted – unless, of course, the insult hurled at you is so bizarre you can’t help but laugh.
That’s the idea behind a recent Reddit thread, which invited people to share the weirdest (and funniest) insult they’ve ever heard. And they did not hold back…
You could easily while away an entire afternoon reading these special insults – but we’ve rounded up the highlights, just for you.
- “Kid in my 10th grade class told me I looked like a sexy baby. 20 years later I’m still not exactly sure if I should have been offended, or flattered.”
- “I am at a stoplight downtown. I am driving my Saturn. An older gentleman pedestrian screams at me through my open window, “Buy an American car you traitor!” There was a long pause before I quietly said… “This is an American car….” and the light turned green.”
- “Someone once yelled “Learn to drive” at me, while I was learning to drive in a marked student car.”
- “I had a student tell me to “get a spouse” in a derogatory tone.”