Public confession; I am a stalker.
Not the ‘please attend court on Wednesday and don’t go within 200 metres’ type stalker. I’m an online stalker.
In years gone by my fix was usually a quick whip around Facey but with three kids under five I’m no longer available for long, in-depth scrolling. I want some quick funnies and I want them now.
Enter Instagram. Once a forum for sunsets, hot dogs/legs and fitspo pics, Instagram has evolved, and with it we’ve seen the birth of some awesome perv accounts, mum style.
If you’re looking for some real mum Instagram gold, I’d highly recommend you hit ‘follow’ on these beauties.
Zoe Foster Blake @zotheysay
While a lot of people are familiar with her husband Hamish, (from Hamish and Andy fame) it’s actually Zoe that gets my heart a flutter. This chick is the goods on so many levels. She’s a published author, past beauty editor, CEO boss lady of Go-to Skin care and the kind of mum I wish would adopt me.
Her Instagram account is filled with hilarious insights into her life and times. She keeps it lighthearted and dishes out some of the cutest baby spam you’ll find. I’m basically just waiting for the day when she calls me up and asks me if I’ll be her best friend. The answer is yes, Zoe.
Olivia White @HOUSEOFWHITE_
Olivia describes herself as a mum and lifestyle blogger. Having produced her second child only weeks ago, Olivia fills up my Instagram with squishy baby pics and funnies that I often regram and pass off as my own comedy gold. Olivia’s Instagram is seriously relatable and she had me cheering with my pom poms when she recently posted a pic of a real post baby body, complete with granny pants.
Multi-tasking like a boss ???????????? After a night of no sleep, a morning of balling my eyes out over nothing ???? It’s nice to have some mum time, even though both babes are actually with me haha #breastfeedinglikeaboss Thanks @hairbyjacinta @cinandsarhairstudio ???????? A photo posted by ✖️ OLIVIA WHITE ✖️ (@houseofwhite_) on