"I guess you could call me a cool aunt!"

These are the things I experienced with my sister, and I have learned so much.

1) The plug

2) Bleeding

3) Nose bleeds

4) You become Chewbacca

5) You can’t sit for weeks

6) C-sections are their own fresh hell

7) Diarrhoea

8) You become a dribbling mess

9) Third day blues

Ashton Kutcher spent $1500 on a cot that puts his child to sleep. Ridiculous, or a worthwhile expense?

10) The “normal pregnancy” is an evil myth