Hello.

Yes.

We have an international scarf scandal on our hands, people.

You see, Fendi has just released a new scarf.

The scarf in question is called “Touch of Fur” and it retails for $1387 AUD.

The scarf has pink,erm, folds surrounded by a fur rim.

It… it… looks like a big hairy muff.

It’s a fur-lined vulva, if you will.

A vajayjay to keep your neck warm and snuggly in winter.

It also comes in handy if you ever want to reenact your own birth to a bewildered and slightly alarmed crowd. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fendi’s scarf… Do you see what i see? pic.twitter.com/IlyEezOIVj

— Ball out (@Balloutium) October 16, 2018

Twitter – of course – is loving it.

Whoever styled this *must* have realised ???? https://t.co/28vn7gVOZS

— Betty Wood (@iambettywood) October 12, 2018

Just imagine…a head popping out of this thing. https://t.co/BX9HWyv5S6

— Emily (@ChicagoHawkey) October 12, 2018

This is offensive in three main ways: 1. This is trimmed with real fox fur; 2. The price is more than $1,000; 3. Nobody wants to look at your exposed vulva under your chin. (Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born) https://t.co/gVxXHh9cyb

— Nikideemo (@nikideemo) October 16, 2018

Can Fendi make a dick scarf for trump?

— shayne genevieve (@rnbwdvrs) October 16, 2018

It’s like being born again each time you pop your head out. https://t.co/soODhtlEAs

— 9GAG (@9GAG) October 15, 2018

millions of years of evolution has brought us this scarf https://t.co/eo1WhahBjF

— Chanda Prescod-Weinstein ????????‍♀️ ???????????? (@IBJIYONGI) October 15, 2018

The color isn’t flattering on me, but, otherwise, I’m here for a scarf that recalls my emergence from my mother’s body.

((????????)) https://t.co/W4UNIogT34

— Vote November 6th (@leahmcelrath) October 15, 2018