Fellow Australian voter, you might’ve noticed a smell in the air.
We’re being swamped with election coverage from all sides and we’re feeling a bit…fatigued. Apathetic. Pooped.
Good thing there’s a political party that understands our needs.
One that doesn’t take itself too seriously, but just seriously enough.
One that knows the importance of a good snag, but not the type that gets stuck along the way.
Direct from the toilet roll to the electoral roll, The Gut and Nugget Alliance stands for removing the constipation of Aussie politics, lessening the leadership spills and finally bringing a sense of regularity to our lives.
They are the “poo-litical party” you absolutely didn’t know you needed, but will be very glad you discovered after watching the following video by the poople, ahem, people at Metamucil.
Yes, this election is going to be a tight squeeze. The Gut and Nugget Alliance needs a strong push. The health of the nation is on the line.
Here is how to vote for “the turd we deserve”:
We don’t know about you but we really feel like a democracy sausage right now.
You may recognise these faces – and turd – from somewhere. In 2017, Metamucil dropped its first “poop romance” video When Nugget Met Metamucil. Cleverly spoofing The Bachelor franchise, the ad has Nugget giving his rose to Ms Meta Mucil over Ms Connie Stipation. Poor Connie.