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Dr Pimple Popper removes a 'garlic bulb' from a man's back.

NO.

No. 

It’s a ‘garlic bulb’ and we don’t even understand what that is but it sounds disgusting and personally my mouth is watering in a really bizarre way.

Image via YouTube.

Dr Pimple Popper, otherwise known as Dr Sandra Lee, otherwise known as the woman with the best job in the whole entire world, has taken her vocation to new heights.

It's a man. With a cyst. And she's braced that cyst with a scalpel.

You can watch the full video here. 

"Oh, but I've seen heaps of videos of cysts on the Internet," I hear you say, dismissively. "How could this one be any different?"

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NO. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY LIKE THIS AND YOU NEED TO TRUST ME.

The anonymous patient has an epidermoid cyst, comprised of wet skin cells, which is said to be accompanied by a strong and offensive smell.

Cool.

The sac sits on the man's spinal cord, towards the top of his back.

What... the f*ck? Image via YouTube.

You're probably expecting pus. A nice little volcanic eruption. But you would be wrong. 

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Dr Lee widens the opening of the cyst, and manually removes the bulge sitting within it. Always the professional, she exclaims excitedly, "It’s like a little baby garlic bulb!"

Yes. Yes it is.

MMMMM. Image via YouTube.

The video has received almost 1,400,000 views on YouTube.

Sometimes, the Internet can be a very, very satisfying place.

Monique Bowley and Holly Wainwright - both non-popper fans - were forced to watch Dr Pimple Popper on Mamamia Out Loud. This was their response.