How do you shower your significant other with love and affection?
A nice note? A kiss on the cheek? A hug of some kind? Maybe a handshake?
Ahhh. You clearly haven’t the social skills of the Trumps, who, it would seem, love engaging in the odd handshake when saying a quick hello, how are you, in public.
Because what else are marriages made for, if not the interlocking of hands and a good shake of them to boot?
As the First Lady introduced her husband at a US Air Force event on Friday, he entered the stage, bounded up to his wife, stuck out his hand and have her a great, big, romantic, Donald Trump handshake.
And Twitter, like only Twitter can, can’t get enough.
Aah true love on display here. Nothing like a strong hand shake with your wife.
— JeffGWillResist (@sbbytor) September 15, 2017
Because the only thing better than watching a long-term married couple shake each other’s hand in public, is bearing witness to one subtly but definitively pushing the other off stage.
How did Jared and Ivanka go from golden couple to outcasts?