Here’s a nice little riddle for your weekend: How many types of penises would you consider exist in the world? Maybe, like, two? Big and small?
Or, say, circumcised or non-circumcised?
On the off-chance we drew them for you – which, ahhh, we most definitely did – you’d assume that all of the penises in the world look like one of these two. Right? Right…?
We present the circumcised:
And the uncircumcised: