Here’s a nice little riddle for your weekend: How many types of penises would you consider exist in the world? Maybe, like, two? Big and small?
Or, say, circumcised or non-circumcised?
On the off-chance we drew them for you – which, ahhh, we most definitely did – you’d assume that all of the penises in the world look like one of these two. Right? Right…?
We present the circumcised:

And the uncircumcised:

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Excuse me, those aren't penises. We call them scrotums. Just in the spirit of misnaming anatomy in order to be cute...
Kthxbai, the Vagina Police