Canadian Daniel just arrived in Paradise and Australia is very unimpressed.

Get oot.

Old mate Canadian Daniel is here to f*ck sh*t up and the Channel 10 snake references tonight were rife.

Sure, there’s barely any snakes in fiji, but hey – let’s put them in the cut to subtly message everyone about Daniel. #bachelorinparadiseau

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 25, 2019

He’s the self-confessed “puppet master of women” who named himself Geppetto last season and yes that is the level of douchebaggery we are dealing with here.

(As if the women need any more of that in Paradise).

The instant reaction to him walking into the resort – “Oh my god it’s that DOUCHEBAG”, a collective groan, and Alex Nation describing him as condom stuffed full of peanuts – truly says it all.

He’s very quick to tell the camera he “gets off on awkward situations” which sounds a lot like he’s describing his sex life and… oh.

Here’s how Twitter reacted:

Alicia is a sweet, fun girl but she has fkn dire taste in men #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Clementine Ford ????‍♀️ (@clementine_ford) April 25, 2019

I’ve never felt as touched by something said on tv than Zoe’s underwhelmed “ugh” when Daniel walked in#BachelorInParadiseAU

— Nat (@bishcheese) April 25, 2019

Oh, I’d forgotten just how douchey this Daniel is…… thanks for the reminder. ???? #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) April 25, 2019

when ivan met canadian daniel #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/a0d53mM7TS

— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@BlSEXUALPIPER) April 25, 2019

Canadian Daniel to Alisha “I’m not your therapist” #bachelorinparadiseau #MAFSAU

— Hip Hip Nyrée (@nyree_alexander) April 25, 2019

I’m not entirely sure Alisha “moving on” to Daniel is what I’d consider a wise move. #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/mfP4pNIqEP

— Emma Bruty (@EGirl76) April 25, 2019

Daniel’s come in to see if he can out-dickhead Ivan. I think he’s got what it takes #BachelorInParadiseAU

— mattyjojo (@mattyjojojnr) April 25, 2019

I know it’s consistent with every contestant, but let’s pretend it’s not for this #BachelorInParadise tweet.

I love that Daniel is described as “Canadian” because he has no discernible personality traits other than saying “eh” at the end of every sentence.

— Nathan Mulholland (@natetha68) April 25, 2019

And look, we hate to keep flogging a dead horse, but honestly:

WHY ARE THE GIRLS SWOONING OVER GREMLIN DANIEL WHEN AMERICAN ALEX IS OUT HERE WITH HIS ABS AND NICE PERSONALITY.#BachelorInParadiseAU

— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 25, 2019