When London woman Hayley Minn lost her purse on a night out six weeks ago, she never expected to see it again.
So she was surprised and delighted to find it had been mailed to her this week.
However, the 25-year-old’s joy was slightly soured when she found a message inside the package – and boy, she was not exaggerating when she described it as the “creepiest note ever”.
The note, published in UK newspaper The Mirror — where Minn works — starts out innocuously enough.
"Dear Miss Hayley, How are you? Hoping you will be fine and well," it reads.
"I would like to inform you that I found your precious purse (looks like it) by Liverpool street station. Might you dropped it and looking for it."
If the story ended here, it would be just lovely. But oh, no Mr Creepy has more than half a page to go - and it only gets more and more disturbing.
"My whole intentions to go inside your purse was to look for your address or anything which can help me to send this thing to you nothing else but I found some naughty stuff as well — don’t need to feel any embracement (sic) honestly I like those people who take extra care lol."
The "naughty stuff" the anonymous writer is referring to? Condoms, Minn confirmed.
The man — we are only assuming it's a man because the email address he asks her to give confirmation to begins with funny.stud — then requests she let him know if she's received the package.
Listen: You know who it is okay to stalk, according to Jo Abi? Your kids. (Post continues after audio.)