There comes a time in every man’s life, where he says the sentence: “Women are just so confuuuusing.”
It’s an infuriating five words for those of us who possess lady bits, because (and I’m getting a lil’ bit Inception-y here) we’re confused as to why men find us so confusing.
WHAT ARE YOU SO CONFUSED ABOUT? WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND?
Luckily, the male species has taken to Reddit, and shared the top things that baffle them about us fallopian tube floozies. It’s equal parts insightful and hilarious.
1. Getting ready
You know what apparently drives the majority of men “insane”? Our habit of pressuring our partners to get ready… even if we aren’t.
“My GF asks me if I’m ready to leave, so I put my shoes on, and start to leave. I get to the door, and she’s not even close to ready to leave,” one frustrated dude shared.
"She still needs to put on socks, put on her shoes, get her wallet, her coat, grab her phone, etc! Even if I give her a good five minutes after she asks if I'm ready to go, she still does this shit!"
2. Double standards
"My girl criticises me for wasting time on Reddit while she's on Pinterest," one ~confused guy~ shared. (Okay, so I may or may not be totally guilty of this...)
Unsurprisingly, many others agreed.
"Yes!!!!" wrote another. "I'm always being told to get off the PlayStation, but that doesn't stop her browsing Facebook for hours."
3. Playing hard to get
"Why do some girls think that making a guy jealous will make him like you more?!" one commenter wrote. "[You'll get] the exact opposite result... Playing hard to get? Trying to make me jealous? Okay, cool. I'm too old for this sh*t."
"Why do they leave f*cking bobbypins all over my house?" one man asked.
"Yeah!" others chimed in. "Are you marking your territory or something? Why do you do that?"