1. Clue #5476 we already know exactly who wins The Bachelorette.
It’s uncertain whether we’ve ever been so sure we know who’s going to win a reality show.
Now, with one week to go, we’re down to Jarrod (A.K.A ‘who pissed in my pot plant?’), Apollo (beautiful, but probably too young), and Stu (overly-familiar millionaire who Sophie seems to love the most), and with every passing day, there seem to be more and more clues that 44-year-old publican Stu Laundy is the last man standing.
And behold, today is yet another one of those days.
Because #BREAKINGNEWS, Laundy was spotted in the Gold Coast earlier this month sitting and looking at photos of he and Sophie. He was chilling in the lobby of the Palazzo Versace (as you do), looking at his phone, when paparazzi zoomed in on what he was looking at.
WOULD YOU CASUALLY BE LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF YOUR EX IN PUBLIC? And if you were, wouldn’t you be crying?
Of course, there are a number of factors that strengthen the case that Stu ultimately wins Sophie’s heart. We broke down how much airtime each hometown date was given on Thursday (don’t judge us), and Stu was given more time than each of the other men. Add to that the fact that when he entered the competition, he was given the winner’s music the moment he met Sophie. It’s a similar tune to the one that played when Sam Frost first met Sasha Mielczarek in 2015.