Earlier this week. fashion bible British Vogue declared that cleavage is out.
Gone. Donzo. Saaaah last season.
“Take Alicia Vikander at the Golden Globes in high-necked Louis Vuitton this year, or Gucci’s modern spin on the prim pussybow blouse,” the iconic publication began.
"The Wonderbra is no longer the frontrunner of department store sales lists and even the corset has had a cleavage-free makeover at Prada," they added finally while rendering the body types of millions of women off-trend.
Because ICYMI, the most important fashion accessory you'll ever come to own is your body. And unlucky for you, its worth varies substantially from season to season.
So while those curves may have had their moment in 2016, it was just that. A moment. And now it's done.
The same thing happened to the athletic glamazon supermodels of the 1990s and then the heroin-chic waifs of the 2000s. So no hard feelings, right? Because #fashun.
As you'd expect, both Vogue and the author of the "think piece" have come under fire since announcing the new sartorial standard, claiming that the "think piece" is in no way condemning one's chest, but the way in which we now present them to the world.