After inventing jeans with knee windows absolutely noone asked for, Topshop has doubled down on its commitment to sweat-inducing streetwear with a pair of plastic pants.
Well, jeans actually.
For the cool price of around 100 Aussie dollars, the brand has released these abominations — soon-to-be voted fashion item most likely to leave you with a yeast infection after those damp togs you forgot to take off last time you went to the beach.
WHY, JUST WHY?
The 100% polyurethane (ie. plastic) creations invite their wearers to “think outside the box,” according to the Topshop website.
But all we are thinking about is that episode of Friends where Ross buys the leather pants.
You know what I mean?
In a straight-leg cut, the Moto Clear Plastic jeans boast “classic pockets detailing and are cropped at the ankle bone”, which seems entirely unnecessary as they leave EXACTLY NOTHING to the imagination.