Clare J goes on her first date with Matty J on The Rogue Bachelorette.

Last week, we introduced you to Clare J.

She’s in her very, very late thirties, her favourite hobby is wearing her clothes inside out by accident and her secret talent is the one hair in the middle of her forehead that grows offensively long overnight.

Just like all her friends, Clare J is sure that Matty will be very impressed with all this.

Don’t worry if you missed it, you can watch the first instalment of The Rogue Bachelorette right here.

Last night, when you heard the clue on the date card that this bachelorette was particularly “creative”, it wasn’t about Laura at all.

It was (obviously) referring to multi-conceptual-visually-aesthetic-artist, Clare J.

You can watch the exclusive footage above, and let’s just say… we think we might know why Channel 10 decided to cut it.

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