For those who are only coming to the painful realisation that Chuck Bass was never real, he’s probably not going to marry Blair Waldorf, he was actually born in Britain and his real name is Ed Westwick, here’s another delightful little spanner: Ed from Britain has a new girlfriend.
You snooze, you lose, sleepy.
(I say new girlfriend because did you know he once dated Vanessa – yes, of Gossip Girl, poor-girl Brooklyn fame – for almost the entire filming run of the show?)
This new girlfriend’s name is Jessica Michél Serfaty and her Instagram bio says something along the lines of: “I prefer French toast because regular toast is uneducated and hates democracy.”
I like it.
Anywho, with news that the couple have made their relationship official – they literally made it official on social media by writing “it’s official” – many are perplexed. Who is this woman who cut our lunch?
Jessica Michél is a 26-year-old former America’s Next Top Model contestant who has dated Niall Horan, Joe Jonas and who has also been linked to Justin Bieber.