I think that maybe (definitely) Teigen knew we could see her legs/hips/abdomen. I think it might have even been on purpose.
And here's another theory.
When she decided to wear an open dress, coupled with no underwear, she probably entertained the possibility that it might blow open.
AND that when it inevitably did blow open, everyone would talk about it.
When Teigen was fastening her shoes that afternoon, she probably laughingly said to her entourage "Oh yes, it will begin with outrage, of course. But then a feminist faction will chant "her body her choice!"...and women will call each other 'bitches' and 'whores' and then I can post a witty Instagram comeback to my nine million followers. Fin!"
And what a goddamn genius.
It was indeed discovered on Monday that the 30-year-old former swimsuit model and television host, has a real life...vagina. Well, a 'mons pubis' to be exact. You'd have to be pretty flexible and committed to show your vag on a red carpet...but maybe next time.