Chris Pratt, star of Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy, is currently on a diet and not one single part of his being is remotely okay with that.
The 37-year-old actor is slimming down for his upcoming role in Jurassic World 2, and has been issued a strict meal plan.
It doesn’t help that he’s unable to pronounce most of the ‘snacks’ (that word is misleading – snacks are meant to be fun) that are allowed on his diet.
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Pratt is dealing with the unimaginable emotional turmoil by uploading videos to his Instagram account titled #WHATSMYSNACK. Mostly, he just ‘accidentally’ eats things that are definitely meant for the following day, and tries to get excited about seaweed.
Not that I needed reminding, but Pratt just goes to show the one million reasons why dieting is always the worst idea.
We’re all for a healthy, balanced diet, and maybe holding back on the chocolate every now and then, but half a pistachio nut?
Well that’s just tragic.