FLUFF: Chris Martin lets kids shovel fried food into their little mouths.

Gwyneth “Kale” Paltrow is not going to be happy.

Her ‘consciously uncoupled‘ husband Chris Martin has just been busted letting their extremely healthy kids shove french fries into their little faces.

Yep, 37-year-old Chris took nine-year-old Apple and seven-year-old Moses to a fast-food joint called Reddi Chick in Santa Monica, California.

And because FAME, he was spotted by

average people on the street and reported to The Daily Mail for child-feeding.

A sauce source said: ‘They were shovelling handfuls of fries into their mouths. It was like they’d never eaten anything so good in their lives! They were loving every second of it.’

Well, obviously.

If you’ve been brought up on a diet of lentil soup, parsnip strips and assorted lettuce, and then seven or nine years into your life you try delicious hot chips for the first time, you’re going to lose your freaking mind.

Here’s an artist’s impression of the kids’ gratitude to Papa Chris for introducing them to greasy sticks of magnificent potato:

And here’s the French Fries shirt they can get their dad for Father’s Day:

Here’s what we imagine Gwyneth will look like when she finds out the kids ate something made in a deep fryer:

And here’s the song that made Coldplay famous. It’s taken on a totally different significance now that we know the colour of Chris Martin’s favourite food:


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