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FLUFF: Inside Chris Martin's new bachelor pad.

Whether you call it divorce, or you prefer Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous ‘conscious uncoupling’, the decade-long marriage of Gwyneth and Chris Martin is over.

We’ve had that news more than 24 hours, which means we’ve naturally starting wondering about the post-split logistics. Where will they live, how will they split their time with Apple, 9, and Moses, 7? Who gets to keep Beyonce and Jay-Z?

We’ve just come across photographs from inside the Malibu mansion which Gwyneth and Chris just bought for a cool $14 million. TMZ and other gossip sites are reporting that this is where Chris will live when he’s in America. It’s where he’ll jam with his bandmates, play long mournful piano solos, and tuck into a tub of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream while he listens to his own first album.

You might want to quietly sing along to the Coldplay lyrics “When you try your best, but you don’t succeed” while you flick through these sweet bachelor pad photos.

Here’s his new entertaining area, with a view he can write songs about and sofas for rock star mates to crash on…

A luxury swimming pool for him to wallow in and reflect…

A heavenly bedroom currently featuring what looks like an animal skin rug he’ll have to remove if he’s still going to keep at being a strict vegan…

A spa bath he should realistically probably get fitted with a waterproof grand piano so he can jam in the bath…

And a kitchen with a forest-y outlook that’ll inspire him…

Both Gwyneth and Chris are huge yoga fans, dedicated vegans, and celebrity flower-children. So this bachelor pad may end up being more of a one-man meditation-yoga-kale recovery retreat than a 24-hour party destination but you just never know. Now that Gwyneth’s not going to be planning Chris’s meals anymore, he might nurse that broken heart of his with a whopping great hamburger and side of chips for the first time in 11 years.

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