Oh.

Have we got a treat for you.

Remember the classic daytime talk showTheJerry Springer Show?

Well, we just found the Twitter version of it.

A woman has tweeted about the most epic,erm, love hexagon we’ve ever had the pleasure of reading about.

It starts with a guy finding out his girlfriend is cheating on him through a home appliance… and then it escalates in a way we could never have predicted.

You see, the couple had an Amazon Alexa, a personal assistant thing-y that recognises voices and turns things on for you.

The boyfriend of the couple said to the Alexa, “Alexa play Kodak radio” and the Alexa responded, “I do not recognise this station, Jared”.

His name is Mike.

nah I was at my homegirls house chilling. Her and her man were cleaning so her man goes “Alexa play Kodak radio” and Alexa goes “I do not recognize this station Jared” her mans name is mike pic.twitter.com/uFol5BxKHK

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 2, 2018

Mike, of course, wanted to know who the heck this Jared character was.

mike was confused and kept asking “who the fuck is Jared Alexa” I was looking at my friend like wow she really got her side dude programmed to Alexa pic.twitter.com/ERGpdf1nO6

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

Then he… he… got the Alexa to call this mysterious Jared bloke.

Mike continues to talk to Alexa like she a real human. So he finally says “Alexa, call Jared’s cell” this where shit about to get juicy!!!!!

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

Alexa start ringing cause it’s connected to your phone. Mike pick up Alexa and is pacing back and fourth. Starts yelling at Alexa, choking this bitch out. I remind you this a device

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

JARED ANSWERS THE PHONE.

all of a sudden you hear a deep voice answer “dominos what would you like to order?” Bitch I’m confused, mike confused and my friend just like pic.twitter.com/hZYTQiCk12

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

mike quiet as hell, looking at my friend with a look of death and im not even breathing. It’s silent pic.twitter.com/C1XSHN0dWV

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

THIS WOULD BE THE BIT WHERE JERRY INVITES JARED ON STAGE WITH THEM.

BITCH It was quiet for a couple seconds and than you hear Jared say “baby is he gone????” HOE MY GOD I COULDNT EVEN SPEAK pic.twitter.com/SkDuWbF09v

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

I’m In shock. I don’t know how to react. So Mike pretended to be her cousin and said “yeah he gone dude come over she in the shower” Jared says aight bet and call ended pic.twitter.com/qoSBy0KNKR

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

Mike yelling at her saying “you better hope to God something happens to him on the way here, God can’t even save u” I’m on the couch texting my momma i love her cause Idk what about to happen

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

The doorbell rings and this man mike jumping up and down wit Alexa still in his hand. I’m on the couch next to my friend scared like I’m the one who cheating pic.twitter.com/uqjIlA9UkD

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

Mike opens the door… I’m hearing this man yell “oh hell nawl!!!!!!!!”

Jared is a dyke pic.twitter.com/gnWHUO7wiu

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

AND JARED TURNS OUT TO BE A WOMAN.

mike start yelling at Jared(real name Josephine). Jared out here strapped up and I don’t mean a gun. So Jared waving around her plasdick at mike cause mike getting violent

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

Alright so mike threatening Jared yelling “I ain’t gay but my hands bisexual. Anyone can get hit” at this point shit is crazy my friend calling 911 I’m tryna record pic.twitter.com/Cg2fZhmRE2

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

so im tryna pull out my phone to record and BAM my phone rings it’s my man (at the time) calling me to see how my hair appointment is going..

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

JUST TO ADD TO THE GENERAL JERRY SPRINGER-NESS, THE FRIEND WAS THERE FOR A THREESOME TO BEGIN WITH.

small detail I forgot to tell y’all I was at my homegirls house wit her man cause we all in a love triangle and we was about to have a three some pic.twitter.com/jGmcYrDBLA

— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018

WHAT. THE. HECK. JUST. HAPPENED.