Did anyone ever tell Charlie Sheen, “if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all?”
We’re thinking: no.
Charlie spent yesterday (which happened to be Father’s Day in the US) publicly ranting about his ex-wife, Denise Richards.
Through a series of tweets and an ‘open letter’ (all of which have been taken down since), Charlie used delightful descriptions like “heretic washed up piglet shame pile” to shout-out to Denise.
Here’s how the maturity went down.
First, he made reference to his other ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, with whom he seems to be on better terms.
“Brooke M is a sexy [rock] star whom I adore; D Richards a heretic washed-up piglet Shame pile. Happy Father’s Day.”
Charming. Brooke and Charlie were married from 2008 to 2011, and have twin boys. Denise and Charlie were married in 2002 until 2006, and have two daughters and a whole lot of beef. In 2013, Denise had temporary custody of Charlie and Brooke’s children while they tried to sort their lives out (rehab, etc).
Two hours after the first tweet, Charlie, 49, wrote another tweet in the same free-flowing (i.e. spelling mistakes and made-up words) fashion:
“Denise Richards is a shake down piece of sh*t doosh phace, and worst mom alive. I have paid that Klay-Vinnik leaky diaper over 30 Mil and she calls me a Deadbeat Dad.”
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The love notes continued with such colourful pet names as “you evil terrorist sack of landfill rash” and “despicable charlatan”, as well as some compliments thrown towards Denise’s acting career:
“Bitch couldn’t act hot in a fire or wet in a pool. You should all hear her acting lessons: sounds like dolphins sucking off Coyotes!!!”
Sheen. Leave the dolphins out of this, please.
Anyway, we’ve chosen some of the more delicate phrases from the rant. Fortunately, they were taken down from Charlie’s Twitter account, but the open letter can still be found online.
In stark contrast, Denise followed the Tweets with a lovely message to Charlie:
“Happy Dad’s Day! @charliesheen have a great trip in Mexico! Kids were disappointed u weren’t here for it- Hey we’ll celebrate when u r back!”
One user asked if Charlie was in Mexico on work trip, to which she simply replied ‘nope’.
We like your sarcasm, Denise. Rise above.