By NICKY CHAMP
I confess: I’m a junkie.
This isn’t your run-of-the-mill substance problem, no, no, no; this is an iPhone game addiction of epic proportions.
I just want to preface my next admission by saying I’m not the type of person that usually dabbles in iPhone gaming. Apart from brief flirtations with Words With Friends and Draw Something, I’ve never understood the fascination of games like Fruit Ninja… that is, until now.
Hi, my name is Nicky, I’m 34 and I’m addicted to Candy Crush Saga.
Go ahead and judge, I don’t even know who I am anymore.
If you haven’t played it (do NOT download it, I repeat do NOT go there) think of it as a cross between Tetris and the board game Candyland with the pulling power of crack cocaine.
It’s the most popular app on Facebook (with more than 35 million likes) and the highest-grossing app in the Apple and Google app stores. It had over ten million downloads in December 2012 alone.
The basic premise of the game is to match up the delicious sweet, sweet candy and break up frozen jelly encasings along with other various obstacles in order to move on to the next level…to… um… do it some more… I know, I know, I’m aware of how this sounds, but trust me it’s really fun.
That is until you realise you’ve haven’t stopped playing for three days and glorious freckly candy bombs haunt your dreams. But still you want more.
The addictive nature of the game comes from the ingenious time-out system, which is designed so that you only get one new life every 30 minutes.
If you fail to meet the objective of the level or the minimum score, a life is deducted (the bastards) forcing you to wait before you can feed your addiction again. This will be the longest 30 minutes of your life.
There are a few ways you can score get around this; you can ask your friends on Facebook for more lives (if you want to look really pathetic), I’m not quite there yet because I’m still stuck on level 29 but I’m not delusional, I know this is in my future.
Or you can pay for lives – although it’s looked down upon in the gaming community – and that’s when I knew I was really in trouble; I paid $0.99 for extra lives not once but four times in order to get past level 29. Go on, ask me if I managed to pass level 29, I dare you.
In my desperation I turned to Google and discovered you can cheat more lives by turning back the clock on your iPhone by two hours, which is problematic for two reasons; it stuffs up your imessages and if you forget to reset it before going to bed you can look forward to the mindfuck of waking up and thinking it’s 8PM in the FUTURE.
Top Comments
I've been stuck on 92 for an eternity!
I haven't played for weeks.
But I do sometimes think of all the books I could have read instead.....
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Level 29 will seem like child's play when you hit 65!!!