If you’ve blinked and missed the past week of celebrity gossip, there’s only one thing you need to know: Baby Kimye. Yes, this week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby was born but, surprisingly, the pair have been quite coy on the details. To be brought back up to speed with everything we know about the elusive Kimye Kid, as well as the rest of the week’s fluff, read on.

1. Baby Kimye

The most highly anticipated baby of the year (well, one of them) has arrived… Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have welcomed their little bundle of fashion and style into the world, Saturday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

The baby is possibly named North West, possibly also Donda. Or Kaidence. But North West was the last report.

Despite gossip magazines reporting that Kanye was unlikely to be in the room when Kim gave birth, hospital sources say that he was present. TMZ reported that Kanye allegedly cancelled an “appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling ‘a little off.'”

There is no doubt that little Kimye will be the best dressed kid on the block and have an array of friends ranging from Blue Ivy Carter to Harper Beckham and cousins Mason and Penelope Disick.

E! News have reported that the baby girl is a “Kardashian Mini Me”, after a source told the gossip website, “She has dark hair … she looks just like Kim.”

Like all things Kardashian the birth was a family affair. With Kim’s mum Kris, step-father Bruce and sisters Kourtney and Khloe all present at the birth. Momager Kris is said to be pushing for a wedding now the pair have a child together, but as Kim already has two failed marriages under her belt, we understand if she just wants to keep this on the low. After all, Kim’s sister Kourtney has two children to her baby daddy Scott Disick, and there are no wedding bells in sight.

Congratulations to the parents on the delivery of their baby girl.

Click through the gallery below for Kim and Kanye pics.

2. Posing demurely with a bouquet? Pffft. We prefer THESE wacky wedding poses – click here to witness the crazy.

3. Royal baby details revealed.

Clarence House have revealed details about the soon-to-be delivered Royal baby but don’t expected a detailed report on Kate’s birth plan – although she is hoping for a natural birth.

Officials have said Prince William will attend the birth and it’s expected to take place at the private Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s hospital where Princess Diana also gave birth to Prince William and Harry.

And even though it was widely reported that Kate had let slip she was having a boy, an official confirms the couple have not found out the sex.

As for when we’ll find out, “The public will be told once she has settled in her room in the early stages of labor, the spokesman said, anticipating that this would be within an hour of her arrival at the hospital,” the official said.

4. Cat bearding is so last month – right now we’re loving dog bearding. Click here – and prepare to never see your dog the same way again.

5. Brad Pitt yodels, obviously.

The question is not, why is Brad Pitt yodelling but wouldn’t Brad Pitt be yodelling?

The 49-year-old actor joined late night talk show host, Jimmy Fallon in a skit which saw them having a conversation via yodels (okay, they are both lip-syncing) on a New York rooftop. Fallon congratulated Pitt on his new movie World War Z and participated in a double yodel which has apparently never been done before. Or something.

6. If you’re a kid of the ’80s, you’ll love this: the crocheted wigs that turn your baby into a Cabbage Patch Kid. Click here to see the hilarious result.

7. Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed the secret to her youth and it’s not a cringe-worthy ‘Oh I just try and drink lots of water and voila I look amaze-balls!’

It’s sex.

That’s right, not the thousands of dollars she spends on what we imagine is a pretty rigorous health, fitness and beauty every year. Nope. It’s S. E. X.

In an interview with U.S OK magazine, Gwyneth revealed that her tips for keeping youthful are pretty simple. And cheap: “Honestly, it’s pretty basic stuff, like exercise and self-discovery. Looking at life as an opening and an adventure- and love and sex.”

Excellent. Let’s get started shall we?

8. These women have a unique hobby – doing everything possible to make themselves look like dolls. Click here to see some seriously freaky photos.

9. Don’t piss off Taylor Swift fans… they be fierce.

Abercrombie and Fitch – the company already reviled by many for refusing to cater to those over size 14 – is in trouble again, this time for upsetting loyal Taylor Swift fans (and budding feminists).

A & F were recently selling this t-shirt:

And T-Swizzle’s fans took SERIOUS offence. Good on them too – taking a dig at a young woman for her dating history is a dangerous ame to play, especially when that young woman has an army of fans. The pressure eventually got so bad A & F decided to stop selling the t-shirt. They tweeted the following to TayTay’s fans:

Hey #swifties we no longer sell the tshirt. We <3 Taylor’s music and think she’s awesome!

— Abercrombie & Fitch (@Abercrombie) June 19, 2013

Don’t cross Swifty… or her peeps.

10. We’ve already forgotten what these food ads are trying to sell – but the incredibly attractive men doing the selling? Definitely remember them. Click here to see.

11. Good Morning, Shane Warne style.

“Dad, take this down.”

Those were the wise words of Summer Warne, Shane Warne’s 11-year-old daughter, after the ex-cricketer tweeted a semi-naked picture of himself along with the caption “Morning…”.

Along with his daughter, Warnie’s followers and Twitter users were swift to respond with criticism of his ‘Bedroom eyes’ selfie.

@NAJOTO That should come with a warning

— Katie BradfordCrozie (@katieabradford) June 16, 2013

Too much, Warnie. “@warne888: Morning…. http://t.co/pl8wCTXVVD”

— Clint Thomas (@ClintLThomas) June 16, 2013

Warnie later tweeted, “Hope everyone has had a wonderful day/night happy UK Father’s Day to all the dads out there Remember,never lose your sense of humour !!!”

The tweet comes a day after Hurley slammed the production of Shane Warne: The Musical written by Offspring actor, Eddie Perfect.

“Mystified how supposedly decent actors can make a ‘fun’ musical about (Shane Warne) with subject matters guaranteed to make his 3 kids cry…”, Hurley tweeted.

Well, Warnie’s already taken care of that hasn’t he?

12. We have no idea what it means to ‘Channing All Over Your Tatum’, but we do know it’s the funniest music video we’ve seen in weeks. Watch it here.