Is that jingle bells we hear?
It’s the sound of people who were born in December crying into tinsel.
For a long time, Christmas babies have put up with having birthdays that are, quite frankly, sub-par. We can’t organise a party because people; a) are away, b) at a Christmas party, c) are too poor, or d) have been drunk for two weeks already.
Everywhere is packed, you can’t get a taxi, and don’t even get us started on the human rights violation which is the ‘double present’.
All this simply because our immaculate conception happened at around the same time as some guy called Jesus.