The first moments after childbirth is a special time – a time to treasure with your partner and your gorgeous newborn. Unless, of course, said partner puts their foot in it – big time.
It’s unknown if these were all actual quotes from brand new fathers, or whether the posters were simply being creative. But either way, they’re pretty entertaining. And rage-inducing…
Here are some of the best:
chocki305: "She still looks fat, must be another one in there."
Sexcalator: "Could have sworn we were having triplets with how big she is. Seriously Doc, I know there's another one in there."
qervem: "Pffft, I can do that with my penis."
queuedUp: "Well, that seemed easy."
Cioran: "What's for dinner?"
Tiborc: "Can I leave now?"
KittyKat1986: "My feet are tired from standing and I need to check on some football scores."
namer98: "What I actually said: When does she get cute?"