Whenever Kim Kardashian, 35, feels a little neglected by the world, she posts a nude selfie to Instagram. Generally she likes to emphasise either her breasts, or her buttocks — a phenomenon that’s spawned its own term: the belfie.
Her latest effort, a full-frontal mirror variety selfie with black bars covering nips and nethers, failed to have much effect. The internet certainly didn’t break as it did the first time we saw her huge shiny arse on the cover of Paper magazine.
In fact, it was all a little bit yawn, and Bette Midler, 70, really hit the nail on the head as to why.
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
LOL, Bette, lol. Her observation was so spot on, I got to thinking: what other gems are buried within Bette Midler’s Twitter account? Behold, Midler take-downs of everyone from Donald Trump to the Oscars.
Unemployment is at 4.9% announces the Labor Dept. However, I trust my experts at Trump University who tell me it’s at “a gazillion percent.” — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 5, 2016