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It begins to feel like Christmas when….we receive our annual Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

I mean, who could ever forget the epic holiday shot by David LaChapelle in 2013? The chintzy affair was all neon lights, sequinned gowns, and a vertiable sh*tstorm of controversy that was a highlight of the season.

The kids weren’t invited, Bruce was put in a kyrogenic tube, Khloe’s dress was so tight it split, and Kim’s hair was threatened to be ‘spray painted’ black.

Remember this?

What about this?

Just like us normal people, the Kardashian’s annual Christmas card has served to document all of the changes that have happened over the years.

There’s the awkward puberty photos. The braces and daggy matching outfits. The new babies popping up year to year, and new partners coming and going. There’s even Kim before camcorders were invented, Kylie as Kylie 1.0, and Bruce before we all met Caitlyn.

Ok, so maybe it’s a little different from the rest of us.

For the world’s most famous family, this festive retrospect gives us a sneak peak into the monumental changes they have faced over the years.

As if a publicised puberty wasn’t hard enough, the world has watched since the 1990s as a family lost a father, gained a stepfather, battled 3 divorces, grew their blended family, and skyrocketed most (if not all) of the siblings to megastardom.

There is a new face on the cards almost every year…and new faces, too, if you know what we mean *cough* Kylie *cough*.

Let’s take a look back through the archives, shall we?

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Oh Khloe, I know this hair well. I had this hair, too. I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

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The 80's were all about that big-hair-glamour. WORK IT.

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Rob, his second wife Ellen Pierson, and his four kids casually lying on carpeted stairs. Super casual.

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The canadian tuxedo has never looked so intense. Speaking of intense, LOOK AT KRIS JENNER'S FACE.

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I don't even know half the people in this photo, but who cares, because I'm too busy checking out these Clueless inspired getups. Knee-high socks? Yes please.

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The Kardashian-Jenners workshop what they would look like as a motorcycle gang.

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Like a super fancy Brady Bunch, right?

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Back in 2010, when things were all white for the Kardashian-Jenners.

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The first year that the Christmas cards graduated from being cute and festive to oh-so-fashionnnn.

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The infamous 2013 David LaChapelle Christmas card.

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Ladies in red as we see Kylie and Kendall begin to grow up.

Back in 2013, Khloe said that the family “…never miss a year for Christmas Cards”, but with only a few sleeps to Christmas, we’re worried.

Will 2015 be the first year we don’t see receive a Christmas card from the world’s most public family?

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