With sun drenched images of smug happy people enjoying the European summer flooding our social media feeds, it would be easy to get mad and throw shade.
But you know what happens to smug happy people on holiday? They get drunk. Sometimes they get so drunk, they get tattoos.
And as grumpy, rugged up assholes sitting on the freezing cold side of the world, that’s about the greatest gift we can receive.
One of the most popular Euro destinations for young party lovers is the Spanish resort town of Magaluf, which is conveniently home to bars and tattoo parlours aplenty. And for some reason, holiday-goers in this town seem to love nothing more than getting really bad tattoos and sharing them on social media.
Here are 10 of the worst we’ve seen.
1. The of-the-moment tattoo.
There might come a time when the whole Pokemon Go “gotta catch ’em all” thing wears off and you know, stops being cool. But for one lucky lady, the passion and ink will never truly fade.
2. The blackout tattoo.
Also known as “what the f*%k is that?” morning after tattoo.
On a serious note, anyone whose testicles look like this should probably see a GP sooner rather than later.
3. The foodie tattoo.
Some foodies might turn their nose up at Pringles, but not this guy, who clearly understands that drunk snacks are the only snacks worth immortalising on your flesh.
4. The “not quite a child, not quite an adult” tattoo.
As former children ourselves, we understand the lifelong love that will be carried for the seminal shapers of who you are today.