Oh goodness it’s been a long six sleeps and we’ve missed our 13 eligible bachelors. Oh… well, make that 12, because it turns out one is MARRIED.
There's not much that disqualifies you from being a contestant on The Bachelorette, but we'd imagine being 100% married would be one of them.
We open with some unnecessarily epic music, and a bunch of (hopefully somewhat single) dudes chilling in their bikinis by the pool.
Osher enters after having spent the whole week intensely studying "How To Be One Of The Boys", in order to avoid a repeat of last week's awkward 'peace sign' disaster. He comes with a date card, but we think inside it might just say "Guys, wanna hang out later, orrr...?"