
As much as we’re obsessed withThe BachelorandBachelorette, we’ve realised one huge, gaping flaw:
We rarely see our true favourites find love.
And that sucks. Because they’re our favourites and we develop an emotional attachment to these people… as if they’re a distant cousin, or that work colleague who you like butnot quite enoughto catch up outside work.
… You get what I mean.
So, the women of theMamamiaoffice decided to fix this dilemma ourselves because we are problem-solving ladies, dammit! We’ve done so by match-making (Bach-making?) our faves from both seasons so they can live happily ever after.
And holy banana, you guys. These matches just makeso much sense.
COUPLE ONE: Rhys and Keira
Oh yes oh yes oh yes.
I don't think you could find a better match than modelz Rhys Chilton and Keira Maguire. You just...can't.
I can see their lives together now: there are just so many candid Insta pics to be taken (and in Rhys' case, photoshopped), sassy interviews to be given, and blue carpet events to attend.
Listen: The Bach Chat podcast speaks to Rhys about that infamous Photoshop incident. (Post continues after audio.)
It's a textbook model romance.
Sadly, Rhys is from the Sunshine state, and the glorious Keira is from Sydney... but love knows no bounds, right?
COUPLE TWO: Cameron and Nikki
Okay, before any of you scream "WHAT ABOUT MATTY J" at your screens, hear a gal out. I've got dot points, and I ain't afraid to use 'em.
Also, it just so turns out Cam and Nikki spent Thursday night watchingThe Bachelorettefinale together:
So watch this space, amigas.
COUPLE THREE: Jake and Rachael
I can't really explain this one — I justfeeeeeeeeeeeeel it,ya know?
Jake and Rachael both seem intelligent, with a side of super classy and smooth - so excuse me while I imagine them with two kiddies and a nice house in the 'burbs.
COUPLE FOUR: Matty J and The Bachelor 2017
I simply refuse to match Matty J with anyone, because I am hellbent - HELLBENT I TELL YOU - on him being our Bachie King of 2017.
When we asked Matty if he'd consider coming back for the show next year, he wasn't exactly positive (Quote: "My initial reaction is, definitely not, no way."), but I'm a girl with a dream.
It's gonna happen. I'm telling you, it's gonna happen.
Who would you match from The Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons? Let us know in the comments...
Images: Channel 10/The Bachelorette
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