Bachelor in Paradise twitter reaction: Oh, this is way too good.

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Look. We’re not sure what in the world we did to deserve a man like Jarrod on our screens. We’re not sure what we did to deserve his earnest admissions of love, his sweaty sunburn and dorky dancing.

We not sure, and we can’t articulate it.

Actually I lied. We tried, right here in Bach Chat. But you know what I mean. Post continues after audio.

So, instead, we just sourced a bunch of the very best tweets from tonight’s show because Twitter is sometimes FUNNY.

Jared: I’m so chill, I won’t rush things
Also Jared: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ApgumzuaJ6

— Carol Denden (@flamingo_a_gogo) April 3, 2018

Jake is definitely one of those guys who texts you “what? Without me? :P” when you mention that you’re having a lie down or just had a shower #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Alice ???????? (@alicevictoria19) April 3, 2018

From now on, I want everyone to run every decision by Weis the bartender first. And make sure we see it. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Michelle ???????? (@MichelleMackey1) April 3, 2018

Michael: "Ali has a property background, too, so we have some commonality in that we both know what a house is."#BachelorInParadiseAU

— Fiona Cootz (@ficootz) April 3, 2018

Jarrod taking it slow #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lTSyQQU8oX

— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) April 3, 2018

Jared just relaxing outside Ali’s room #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hGrZlcNwKh

— A. Lane (@CanberraFlash) April 3, 2018

imagine all the girls on the GC right now swigging rose and watching #BachelorInParadiseAU while ticking off all of Jake's gross cheesy date moves and one-liners on giant JAKE BINGO cards.

— Sass Neill (@beyourbird) April 2, 2018

Flo’s the kind of girl you meet in the girls bathroom of the nightclub and she’s super nice and you become bffs straight away but then she throws her kebab at the security guard and gets you kicked out #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 3, 2018

My debut on Keira's head #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/iCpsox2jdJ

— Jarrod’s Plant (@jarrodsplant) April 2, 2018

Keira is so many girls, all wondering what's wrong with them and why they are unlovable. YOU'RE NOT UNLOVABLE, they're just wrong for you. You're perfect on your own, don't settle for second best when you can be fabulous alone. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— georgia leaker (@georgetweets2u) April 3, 2018

All the guys talking about Ali like she’s prime property for sale in inner city Sydney. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Jess (@JessicaKCameron) April 3, 2018

As the famous quote goes "God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time" and Jake is living proof of that #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 3, 2018

Jarrod, after dancing – “That was fun, I could do more of that”

Australia – “please don’t”#BachelorInParadiseAU

— Madge Huett-Auld (@madgehuett) April 3, 2018

Blake I can help most fellas out on this show, but I can't walk you back from this mate.
You're on your own pal. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/NHpLPptmEK

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 3, 2018

Blake with 'Lenora'#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/m3QLY2Mo76

— Christina Knock (@S3aKay) April 3, 2018

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Just a whole heap of the best tweets from tonight's Bachelor in Paradise.

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