Hooooly crap, last night’s premiere episode of The Bachelor was, in Kanye speak, the greatest Bachelor episode of all time.
Every minute was filled with gasps of pure horror from the Mamamia team, and we sat back thinking, “Shit, this episode has bloody changed us“.
We are different. We have evolved. We are freaking transformed.
I mean c’mon, a contestant NIBBLED ON HER ROSE on NATIONAL TELEVISION last night.
…………….. WHAT IN THE SWEET BABY JESUS????
Without further ado, we give you four other notable moments from last night’s ep that left us thinking “what the feck” and “excuse me wot” and “how have we survived these last eight months without this treasure trove of reality entertainment”.
Eliza sang. Really badly. Approximately 57 times.
My ears. They’re melting off.
Dearly beloved, let’s take a moment to delight in the reactions of the sassy Bach girls:
I swear this show gives me life.
The planking thing.
Lel if you're the one who suggested the stupid plank-off, only to lose and see the Red Dress Girl who tagged along with the idea be a freaking planking professional AND GET A BLOODY ROSE FOR IT.