Everyone take a deep breath. We have something very important to discuss.
So – I was just stalking people’s Instagram stories – like one does on a Saturday afternoon, and noticed something odd.
Cass uploaded an innocuous picture of her with a (cute) dog and a juice of the orange variety (perhaps orange juice – unconfirmed) in hand, in Manly.
The picture was tagged 'Dolce Terra Manly' which according to my calculations, is a place called 'Dolce Terra' in Manly.
And then I did a tap and saw the unthinkable.
"Oh, there's Nick, inside a restaurant of some sort," I thought to myself.
And then I saw the goddamn tag.
Dolce. Terra. Manly.