And despite what we’ve always thought, we can’t blame chickens.
Whilst I’m the first person to throw around dramatic statements (I’m quitting coffee! I love Donald Trump! Red gingham is the new black!) this time I have the proof to back myself up.
Australia, your boobs have ACTUALLY grown.
Yep, it’s no longer a case of boom or bust – our busts are booming. In just two decades, we have leapt up (out?) by two full cups: according to a report from Berlei, the average bra size in 2015 is a 14D, a sizeable increase on the 12B average of the late 1980s.
Twenty years ago, the size ‘DD’ didn’t even exist, let alone the ‘K’ and ‘L’ cups recently added to the brassiere market. And although we’re sure that there were plenty of big-boobed women bouncing around 20 years ago, one thing is still certain: there are more of them today than ever before.
So, why are our chests expanding?
When I read the report on our ballooning breasts, something tweaked in my brain and I started shrieking ‘Chicken Breasts! Chicken Breasts!’ Alas, the urban legend of hormones in chook tits is very much untrue.
What is true, however, is that high levels of oestrogen found in various modern-day products could be causing the leap in the average breast size. Foreign oestrogen (‘Xenoestrogens’) have been found in certain pesticides, cosmetics, and plastics – particularly BPA plastic, which is widely used in an endless list of products, including drink cans, plastic bottles, and till receipts.
Women on the pill or hormone replacement therapy (HRT) will see a spike in their oestrogen levels, and therefore grow a cup size or two. Undoubtedly, there are far more women on the pill in 2015 than there were in 1985 when the average cup size was a teeny 12B, which could account for some of the breast growth. Breatht Growthhh.
In addition, women are hitting puberty earlier than ever before – most at around 12 or 13 (Um, hello, I had to wait until I was 16 before I got my period. And I STILL don’t grow underarm hair!), which means more periods. And more periods during the growth, er, period of your teens, means exposure to higher levels of oestrogen, which means bigger boobies. ~fin~