All signs point towards the fact that Ariana Grande is engaged to Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson.
Yes, the same Pete Davidson she’s been dating for about three weeks.
Yes, the same Pete Davidson she became Instagram official with on May 30.
Yes, that was 12 days ago. Not that the timeline should matter, we’re just trying to give you all the facts.
According to US Weekly, the couple “were telling people that they’re engaged” at Robert Pattinson’s birthday party on the weekend.
And if it happened at the really pale guy from Twilight’s birthday party… it must be true.
So far their relationship has been brief and, erm, cloudy.
To bring you up to speed, I’ve fully investigated every step of their relationship and every lil’ cloud clue they’ve left along the way.
Here’s my very serious cloud-themed investigation:
May 12: Ariana attended the Saturday Night Live after-party. She was later photographed with a cloud phone cover that looked suspiciously like Pete Davidson’s phone cover.
— blue ivy stan (@beysweetener) May 18, 2018
May 14: Ariana posts an Instagram photo with a little cloud emoji.