Stu Laundy just used two words to describe Sophie Monk that change bloody everything.

Either we’re losing it (not a possibility to be eliminated entirely) or we just heard Stu Laundy describe Sophie Monk as “my bride” with our very own ear holes.

In Monk’s latest Instagram story, from Silver Star Mountain Resort in Canada, Monk and her best friend Oscar Gordon perform a dance routine with a scarf. It’s confusing. It’s entertaining. It’s very Sophie Monk.

But then Laundy’s voice can CLEARLY be heard saying, “so proud of my bride”.



Monk doesn't so much as flinch at the term, and her and Gordon continue to perform their 'scarf dance'.

We have so many questions. Did... did Sophie Monk and Stu Laundy get engaged over Christmas? Without telling us? That's kinda... rude.

Somehow we don't think they'd announce their engagement in a scarf dancing video on Instagram. Or maybe they would. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.

Another theory is that Laundy was referencing the scarf as... like... a veil? Saying 'my bride' because she had a scarf around her? Maybe they're the kind of jokes he makes?

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I'd also like to point out that in no way does Laundy's voice sound like that of a sober man. Which is fine. It's Christmas. So maybe he's just talking sh*t?

Or maybe it's an in-joke that we don't get because Monk and Laundy are people who lead their own lives without explaining everything to us as they go. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While we can't know for sure, this whole ordeal has got us thinking about the reality of a Stuphie wedding, and how Osher would, without a doubt, be the world's most beautiful flower girl.