For three months of the year, precisely every citizen of Australia gets sucked into the drama cabana that is Married At First Sight.
Why? Because it's solid gold TV trash that has been produced specifically to have us caring about the rogue brides and grooms and the fate of their fake marriages.
But one couple in particular have us asking a LOT of questions. And that is: Bryce and Melissa.
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Melissa arrived on our screens declaring that she had never been on a date and had been single for over 12 years. Meaning she's obviously super mentally prepared to have her first romance in over a decade aired on national television for all to judge...
The experts matched Melissa up with Canberra boy Bryce, who hosts a radio show in the nation's capital. He, unlike Melissa, has just gotten out of a relationship - actually, an engagement - and has only been single for a couple of months.
The wedding seemed to go fairly smoothly, with the two gelling pretty quickly and the even consummated the marriage that night. (We know it's weird that we know that, but this is the whacky world of MAFS.)
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However, things took a turn during their honeymoon when Melissa asked Bryce (via the honesty box) whether she was his usual type. He responded abysmally and then drove Melissa to tears by cracking out this shocker of a 'compliment':
"You're not ugly."
While it seems the pair patched things up after that conversation, there have been some real-time rumours flying around about the fate of this couple's relationship.