Dear people of the world,
I know we’ve had this discussion before, but apparently it still hasn’t totally caught on:
If you can’t say something to someone’s face, you shouldn’t say it all. Or, at the very least, you should just bitch about it behind their back like a normal, respectable person.
Who do you think you are?
If you need (yet another) example of why passive-aggressive behaviour always ends in tears for everyone, let the following case act as a cautionary tale.
A local man was angry because a car he didn’t recognise stole his parking spot.
Fair to be pissed off? Yes. Fair to leave a note? No. (See? We’re learning!)
The man decided to leave a note anyway, because he had not read this helpful guide to being a functioning member of society.
"You don't live here," the note read. "Don't f***ing park here!!!"
Note the three exclamation marks, because the local man was very passive and very aggressive.
Unfortunately for the local man in question, he was wrong: the owners of that car did, in fact, live there - they'd just moved in next door.
"Nice to meet you!" They wrote back. "I'm your new neighbour!"
Full marks for a sassy response, neighbour, and an excellent example of the only time it's acceptable to write an anonymous note: when someone else did it first and you want to demonstrate on social media what a loser they are.
The moral of the story? Don't be an anonymous bully, people of the world.
You're so much better than that.
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