***IMPORTANT DOGGO NEWS***
Prepare to have your little doggo-loving hearts smashed into smithereens, people.
Andy Lee, everyone’s imaginary boyfriend of choice, has kicked his girlfriend’s dog out of the house.
Yep, he evicted a tiny, little woofer named Nellie.
It’s… it’s… a crime against doggos.
Speaking to TODAY this week, Lee said the trouble all began when Rebecca Harding, his girlfriend of two years, and her little dog Nellie, moved in with him.
(FYI Nellie is a boy and Nellie is short for Nelson. Let’s continue.)
GF: Can my dog stay?
Me: Is she well behaved?
GF: The best…
(said under breath)
… at chewing the shit out of everything. pic.twitter.com/rxjAOu5rum
— Andy Lee (@andy_lee) October 20, 2017
“My girlfriend had her dog staying with us – it’s no longer with us… it’s alive, it’s just moved out,” he told hosts Karl Stefanovic and Deb Knight on Friday morning.
Apparently poor little Nellie liked to chew things… all of the things… all of the time.
Nellie also liked to jump on Andy’s bed and ruin his indoor plants.
BUT… and this is a very big BUT, people… Andy admitted on air this week that he would set little Nellie up and let him do naughty things so he would have a reason to evict him.
It was a goddamn woofing conspiracy.
Harding then joined Lee onscreen to tell Nellie’s side of the story (the real story, people, THE. REAL. STORY).