American Apparel are bringing pubic hair back.
And we’re not talking “overdue bikini wax” pubic hair. We’re talking full bush.
It happened at 3am on Thursday morning. Employees climbed into the front window displays of American Apparel’s New York Citay store to give their mannequins some serious bush. A store manager said the campaign was meant to convey “the rawness and realness of sexuality”.
Look, it’s better than their attempts to sexualise women.
Kanye West gets his own religion
You sing the words “I am a God, I am a God, I am a God” enough times, and eventually your fans will create a religion in your name.
That’s what happened to Kanye “Yeezus” West. It’s called Yeezianity, and it’s for real.
The founder of the Church of Yeezianity – “The best church in the world!!!” according to its website – spoke exclusively with Vice magazine about his faith:
“Jesus has all this baggage and all these connotations, and Yeezus is this new thing – and that’s why I say in the ‘Our Saviour’ part of the site, “We don’t speak of his public persona.” Because Yeezus is when Kanye elevates to that God-level, which I feel like we all have the potential to do,” he said.
We don’t know how many Yeezians there are, where they congregate, or whether North West was an immaculate conception.
But we do know what to get the man who has errything: His own disciples.
We wonder what Yeezus followers make of Kanye’s assault charges. Doing God’s work to smite the paparazzi, perhaps?
These famous twins nail the sullen teenager act
These two 13-year-old girls grew up on reality TV, so you can imagine how well-adjusted they are.
You remember the Gosselins. Jon and Kate raised eight children on national television: twins and sextuplets. Their show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, ran for seven seasons. The title changed to Kate Plus 8 when Jon left, and they’ve remained inexplicably famous since.
Which brings us to the greatest example of teenage sulking we’ve seen on air.
Kate G took her twin daughters, Mady and Cara, on the TODAY show in the US.
Could this be the most flawless execution of the silent treatment ever?
Hilary Clinton’s TIME cover really sucks
She’s one of the most powerful, respected, intriguing, ambitious, intelligent, fabulous women on the planet. She deserves to be on the front cover of major magazines around the world.
Not to mention, she’s running the best non-campaign campaign for the 2016 presidential election ever.
And yet, this is the best TIME can do for a Hilary cover:
It looks like they Google Image-searched “woman’s shoe” and “tiny man” and then thought to themselves, “ah, fuck it, that’ll do.”