What NOT to buy this season. An anti-fashionista’s guide.

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By NICKY CHAMP

At the start of a new season many fashion editors, stylists and bloggers decree everything to be ah-mazing and in-credible.

And for a brief moment you convince yourself that yes, you too can wear pyjamas in public or dress in head-to-toe cobalt without looking like Violet Beauregard in Willy Wonka:

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If you’ve ever adopted double denim or heeled sneakers you’ll know what fashion regret feels like because in retrospect that oh-so-hot fashion trend looks cringe-worthy and ridiculous.

(I’m just glad Facebook wasn’t invented in the 90s.)

Most fashion trends seem like a good idea at the time but there are a special few you just know won’t work in real life so much so that you don’t even entertain the thought trying them.

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Case in point:

1. Perspex clutches.

Peekaboo, I can see your floating tampons and scrunched up bus tickets.

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Via Buzzfeed

2. The single earring.

Are you Captain Jack Sparrow? Can you handle everyone you come in contact with pointing out you’re missing an earring?

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3. Sheer clothing.

Sure Gwyneth Paltrow can flash some serious side butt on the red carpet in a sheer-panelled dress but is there ever a real life occasion where it’s appropriate to turn up in completely see-through clothing? The office? Nup. A wedding? No. The beach in 1974? Maybe.

4. Not wearing pants.

Like ever.

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Image via Fashionista.

5. Finger bling.

No, not rings that sit around your knuckles but actually over your nails.

How are you even supposed to type?

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Chanel Fall 2013 Haute Couture.

6. Really big hats.

But if you’ve got really strong neck muscles go for it.

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Vogue Australia August 2013 via Visual Optimism.

 7. Hand bras.

As demonstrated by Lady Gaga in her new video.

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Oh, and shell bras.

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And hand pants.

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Okay, just everything in this video.

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What fashion trends do you regret wearing?

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