Mia Freedman has a message to all the mums out there.

To all the mums who love taking a good shortcut, like throwing Smarties on a pre-bought cake and passing it off as the best cake ever.

To all the mums who think tupperware should be renamed “tupper-where the f–k’s the lid?”

To all the mums who always forget Silly Hat Day. And Mufti Day. And Harmony Day.

This one goes out to you. Be a bad mum too!