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Brad & Ange roll with the punches at family premiere.

These kids used to be collectively known by the tabloids as the “Brangelina bunch”. Now they’re so grown up, they’ve actually earned their own names.

When Brad and Angelina walked the red carpet for Ange’s new movie Maleficent yesterday, all the talk was about the ‘prankster’ who punched Brad in the face on the red carpet.

But we’d rather not waste our breath on that guy – the same idiot “journalist” who thought it was hilarious to crawl up and under America Ferrara’s skirt at Cannes last week – because, gasp, Brad and Ange brought the kids along.

Brad and Ange with (left to right), Pax, Zahara, Knox, Shiloh and Maddox.

Usually glimpsed only in stolen pap shots, almost all of Brange's brood were in full effect at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles, with only little Vivienne missing. The others - Maddox, 12, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8 and Viv's twin brother Knox, 5 - wore neutrals to complement mum and dad's gothic tones, and posed happily for the cameras on the blue carpet.

Viv was apparently in attendence, but didn't make the photocall. The five-year-old actually appears in Maleficent (see picture below), so maybe Ange thought she'd done her bit for promotion.

Ange used the ocassion to make an embarrassing proclamation about her oldest child, telling the world that "Madd" has a girlfriend.   “She’s great,” she told ET News. “I won’t embarrass him. She’s lovely. She lives in England. She’s very cool.”

And how does Maddox manage a long-distance relationship? “We go there as often as possible. It’s really, really sweet. She’s a great lady, so I’m lucky. So far, we’re doing good.”

Aw! Dying of cuteness.

Just imagine being a 12-year-old girl going round to Brad and Ange's to meet the family.

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