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WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE END.
It's time to watch a) a bunch of couples fall in love and live happily ever after as Instagram influencers, and b) Ciarran being... Ciarran. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LET'S DO THIS.
We open on Ciarran and Kiki, who are having a 'lil bit of an argument about Ciarran's incessant lyin' and cheatin'.
Kiki asks Ciarran if she's going to "learn anything new" once the show goes to air and well, duh. Of course you are.
She calls him a "cold-hearted lady killer", and she's not... wrong.
"I just feel that women might be disposable to you," she adds.
The next day, the boys discuss their time meeting the parents.
Ciarran admits that Kiki's mum wasn't super happy to see him because of that time he dated approximately everyone in Paradise... before lyin' to Kiki about all of it.
He tells the group he's been the "most honest person" in Paradise and mate, no.
Later on, Matt tells the group he's ready to leave Paradise with Renee so they can be away from, erm, her ex.
Ciarran chimes in and tells the boys that he thinks he handled the whole situation with Renee and Matt pretty well. (Lol.)
But approximately 45 seconds later, he angrily storms off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
After yelling "FKN BOLLOCKS" a few times, Matt confronts Ciarran and tells him he doesn't want him to have any contact with Renee after Paradise.
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