In 2019, we’re used to hearing about the Kardashian and Jenner sisters (sorry, Rob) even if we don’t exactly… want to.
They’re everywhere. They’re inescapable. And that’s their plan.
Phase one of operation Kardashian taKeover was to infiltrate the TVs, social media feeds and minds of people around the world thanks to both E! and various ~business~ ventures.
Phase two required the sisters (plus Kris) morphing into one big SUPER Kardashian.
Now, we have reason to believe the Kardashian kclan have ramped up phase three of their plan to take over the world.
This basically involves the rise of other Kardashians around the globe, who have been patiently waiting to help in the takeover. Think I, Robot or random members of the Hawkins’ population in Stranger Things season three (#nospoilers).
Enter, Martha Kalifatidis.
The MAFS star has been compared to Kim Kardashian since she first appeared on our screens in January and well, we now know why.
Martha is obviously a long-lost Kardashian, shipped off to Australia at birth to lay low until Kris gave the signal (kind of like in Batman, but with a giant K).
It makes perfect sense to us, so we present to you a very thorough investigation to prove our case:
That whole reality TV thing.
Obviously the easiest way for the secret Kardashians to rise up around the world is through reality TV, where a Kardashian is most comfortable. It's their safe space.
Martha's Kardashian blood meant she felt a pull towards reality TV shows her whole life, and if she could find her own Kanye/Scott/random basketball player by appearing on one - well, that's a bonus.
Her public feuds.
Messing with a Kardashian usually doesn't end well (yet it seems to happen... a lot).
Martha also does not back down from a 'feud', as we witnessed with her fight with Cyrell on MAFS and again last week after Sunrise presenter David Koch claimed she elbowed him aggressively in the ribs on the Logies red carpet.
Regardless of the existence and/or extent of Martha’s elbowing, Kochie escalated the feud by sharing his version of events on national television, with his friends Samantha Armytage and Natalie Barr.
The morning after the Logies, the Sunrise cast were reflecting on Logies night when Kochie said: “I’ve still got bruises in the ribs from the Married at First Sight woman who elbowed me on the way through.”
“The one with the dark hair?” Natalie Barr clarified. “She was fierce.”
Samantha Armytage then identified the unknown dark haired woman, explaining “someone’s saying Martha in my ear, I don’t know. Couldn’t pick her out of a line up. But my God did she get you in the ribs.”
“She had attitude,” Natalie Barr added.
A joke was then made about how you shouldn’t get in the way of a woman who wants her 15 minutes of fame, before Kochie interjected, “she’s quite short isn’t she”.
Martha then capitalised on this in a way that would've made (her mother) Kris proud.
So, with a 17 minute video titled 'THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LOGIES', Martha and Kochie became the James Charles and Tati of Australia's TV world.
She also shared a two and a half minute video of Instagram late last week about how she didn't want to drag on the saga which in turn... dragged on the saga.
That's a move straight out of the Kardashian handbook.
That maybe/maybe not pregnancy announcement.
Last week, fans started freaking out that Kylie Jenner was expecting her second child after a video from Khloe Kardashian's Instagram story featured a voice saying "I'm pregnant" in the background.
Basically, everyone had a meltdown thinking that was Kylie in the background but... it wasn't.
Then there's the fact that the youngest Jenner kept the entire world guessing about her first pregnancy with Stormi for the entire nine months.
Coincidentally (or... not), last week rumours also swirled that Martha and Michael were expecting a baby after releasing a video where they appear to talk about pregnancy.
After eating a taco, Martha says she's eaten way too much.
Michael, who hit record on the camera without Martha knowing, is then seen staring at her stomach, so she questions what he's looking at.
"Your stomach, you said you feel so full, I want to see the pregnancy," Michael replied.
They're probably just talking about a 'food baby', but the video definitely got tongues wagging...
Mission accomplished.
Her genetics and also her face.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so here is our thesis:
Case closed. The Kardashian taKeover is almost complete.
Top Comments
You forgot to mention she has spent alot of money on cosmetic procedures to look like she does. Could indicate she's a true Kardashian given the amount of money spend to look like they do. Or just the sad reality that she is trying to be famous by copying people who are famous by pretty much doing nothing other than trying to be famous....
It’s called plastic surgery. They have all requested the dumb, blow up doll look and that is what they got. Take out all the Botox, fillers, lifts and implants and they would all look completely different.